The all-famous gospel speech

The all-famous gospel speech:

- "We are on a mission from GOD!"

Position: Closing government
Speaker #1: Tasos (Member of the Government)

Thank you mister speaker sir, helpful partners, worthy opponents, honorable judges, most accurate time keeper and part time solder, ladies and gentlemen of this august house.

What I will share with you today , actually changed my life for ever... Lo came forth before me a beam of holy light and the Lord came down to me and He spoke to me and He told me

"I will give you the power to heal"

and I kneeled down on the ground, and He told me

"I did not say kneel, I said heal"

and I said

"What, my Lord?"

and He said

"I will give you the power to heal"

and I said

"How my Lord, how may I heal these people?"

and He said

"I will give you the knowledge"

and I said

"What knowledge my Lord?"

and He said

"I will give you the knowledge that life is short lived"

...so I asked

"And how may I use this knowledge my Lord? How may I use this knowledge to heal these people my Lord?"

and He said that

"You must share with everyone the knowledge that life is short lived and teach them that they must do everything just for the fun of it!"

and I said

"My Lord I am not worthy to follow such a holy cause"

and He said...

"You are on a mission from GOD.. I will give you the power!"

and I said...

"Yes my Lord, I can feel your power!"

Everyone, repeat after me:

"Praise the Lord!"

Now louder...

"PRAISE THE LORD!"

and then I asked the Lord

"Yes, do everything just for the fun of it, but of course we must follow in accordance with your commands and society's norms..."

and then lightning struck and the earth shook, and an angry voice said

"NO!!! the social norms where created by the devil to draw you away from my kingdom. A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, there was Adam and Eve in my garden of Eden. Well, you see, the reason that I had to throw them out of my garden is because.. the devil tricked them by making them eat the forbidden apple. What you don't know is that the devil told Adam and Eve that an apple a day keeps the doctor away and that we must eat our fruits and vegetables... and gave them more and more social norms... and the garden of Eden has been corrupted even since."

So go out.. and do everything for the fun of it. For these reasons we beg to propose... Praise the Lord!

Position: Closing government
Speaker #2: Philip (Government Whip)

Thank you mister speaker sir, helpful partners, worthy opponents, honorable judges, most accurate time keeper and part time solder, ladies and gentlemen of this august house.

You must believe my partner for he has credibility... GOD SPOKE TO HIM! Now I will tell you something that happened to me. I to spoke to someone too, but unfortunately I was not as lucky as my partner, I spoke to the devil. You see the story goes like this. I was once in a beautiful forest... and suddenly I see a heavenly fair maiden riding on a white horse. The horse had a nice fluffy tail and silky hair (hehehe irrelevant). and the maiden was dressed in pure see-through silk clothes (and I wondered how could she stand the cold anyway) she had golden fair hair, and unearthly blue eyes. But you know what happened next? Well, NOTHING! I had my chance, but I didn't act. I didn't take advantage of her virginity because the devil was there and he tricked me... he gave me social norms...